Worst adult ever!

So there are many reasons why I do not make a good adult. Most people would agree and say they feel the same, or haha I wish I were a kid again, or even man I have really been slacking off in this area. But I have a list. This list may be edited later with things that I have slacked off with for so long that I have shoved out of my mind so I won't feel bad anymore. I know some of you will feel like giving me advice on how to do these IMPORTANT things, but honestly it's not that I don't know they are important, I just can't handle it.

1. My child has not received his vacinations for over a year
2. My license has been expired for over a year and suspended for 2 years (stupid Dr diabetes forms that the government won't forward to new addresses) also I have been to the dang DMV 5 times since I've lived here each time been turned away needing something new, this last time, today, I broke out in my car with a cursing fit.
   
3. I have so much laundry to do that I could litterally not do it all in one trip to the laundry mat because it wouldn't all fit in my car. For a while we just couldn't afford it and now there is too much
   
4. I am late to work ever so often not because I over slept or have a young child, but because I read the freakin scedule wrong (unbelievable I know, this has happened more times than I would like to admit)! It's like that time in college when I attended a 5 day a week class and thought it was a 4 day a week class, Seriously I'm a dumb a##
   
5. I watch so much TV that I have to time the amount of time the TV stays off, not the time it's on, because that's the rest of the day (like today I'll keep it off for 2 hours) so sad I know.
   
6. I have no milk in my fridge but there is some pop
7. my kid fell through the stairs the other day because my sugar was too low after excersizing that I didn't hold his hand (no joke) he, by the grace of God is ok
   
8. I am a crappy mom and wife, my husband cooks more often than me
   
9. I hate having to work and miss out on his life, but at the same time I don't want to be a full time mom again, because that sucks in a whole other way
10. I have no idea if all my student loans are in forbearance or not, but I hope so because I'm currently not paying on any of them

For most of you there is an easy solution to all of these things but trust me when I say that they have not been easy for me. What sucks is that in so many ways I am smart. I can figure out things like riddles and puzzles that other people get stuck on. I'm good with math even, but life....it's got my stumped. I wish I could figure it out, I used to be very laid back and easy going , but now the least upsetting news makes my chest tie up in knots and if we are having money problems my eye twitches all day long. Seriously I'm just not fit for all this stuff, but I have to be because that's where I'm at.
To top it off tonight I watched Monster and it made me sad.